So about the Chamber of Secrets, I think the one who did most of the dirty job and who deserves great praises is him:
Image taken from here.
Yeah Fawkes, the phoenix. He kicks ass. After all it's him who poked the eyes of the basilisk and brought the Sorting Hat for Harry. He was the one who healed Harry's arm with his tears and who flew them all (Ron, Ginny, Gilderoy Lockhart and Harry) out of the Chamber of Secrets. So much job for such a little animal. I suggest we call PETA. Just kidding, really!
Anyway, my father watched the movie with me and he particularly liked Dobby, the house elf. He thought Dobby really looked like Vladimir Putin. Now I know he's not the only one to have noticed that!
Aah, anyway, take care dudettes and dudes and my lovely aliens. It's past midnight and I gotta get some sleep.